1.
Karen
walks into a shoe store. She wants to
buy a pair of new shoes for herself.
Clerk: May
I help you?
Karen: Yes. Do you have these shoes in size
seven?
Clerk: I'm not sure.
If you can't find them on the rack, they may be out of stock. But let me look in the stockroom.
Karen: Thanks. I'd like to try on a pair if
you have them.
Clerk: I'll be right back.
2.
Dennis
bought a used TV for 200 dollars. He
didn't realize he had been ripped off.
Erwin: How much did you pay for it?
Dennis: 200 bucks.
Erwin: 200 bucks for a piece of junk like
that? That's a rip-off!
Dennis: What do you mean?
Erwin: It's not worth it.
Dennis: Oh.
I guess I really did get ripped off.
3.
Connie is
very interested in a red blouse in the catalog she just received. She tells
John that she wants to get one.
Connie: Look at this catalog, John. I think I want to get this red blouse.
John: Don't you have one like this in
blue?
Connie: Yeah, but I don't have a red one.
John: Do you need every color in the
rainbow?
Connie: (Looking at her husband dumbly.) Yes!
John: (The husband shakes his head.)
Tsk...tsk...women!
4.
Jackie has
a 20-dollar bill and wants to break it so that she may have some smaller bills
and change for the laundry.
Cashier: How can I help you, Miss?
Jackie: Could you break a 20 for me?
Cashier: Sure.
How do you want it?
Jackie: Could I have two 5's and the rest in
ones?
Cashier: Well, I have some 5's, but I don't have
enough 1's. Are quarters fine with you?
Jackie:
Oh, that's even better! In that case, I won't have to worry about the
small change for the laundry.
Cashier: Here you go!
Jackie: Thanks a million!
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